What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Gay republicans

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

i killed my family

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Abortion.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Anti Joke

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