- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

AIDS

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

hey guys im gay

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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