It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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2+2= 478

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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