- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

I Have a Black Friend

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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