How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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pubic lice.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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am i invited to party? no

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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japan4.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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