Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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