who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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George Bush.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Dont look at me.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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