Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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