- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

we all know sammi has a penis

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Your all fags

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

AIDS

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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