What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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call of duty world at war

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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