I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

thumb_up thumb_down -3

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hey, Max!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

LeBron in the fourth quarter

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops