- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Women's rights

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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