Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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