An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Society.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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