A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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