A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

u jelly?

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Knock, Knock Come in

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What color is red paint? Red

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

hey guys what's up?

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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