What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Dylan is gay

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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