What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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rarw

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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