Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Your mom.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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a man is running away

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Dylan is a person

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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