- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Your mama's so fat.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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