- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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