- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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