How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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penis hehehehe

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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