i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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like if your cool

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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