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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's big and purple? Barney

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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