What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Your mums a potato

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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