If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

knock knock

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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