What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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i hate black people

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Anti Joke

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