What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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