- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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