What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Dick Chaney

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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