- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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