How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Knock knock *open*

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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