WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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