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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Penis.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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