A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Neither have I

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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