Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Christianity

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Sammi suck kyles chode

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Gorden Brown.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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