Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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