Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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ur an fagit

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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