the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Cheese stick

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