- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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