- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Because she has down's syndrome

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

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