What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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