Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Your mom is so fat...

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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