- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Grammer is very important

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Do you know the muffin man? No

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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