Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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School

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

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