Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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