Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Hello Braydon

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