Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Womens Rights.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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