- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Hi

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??