- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

i have yougurt with tractor

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Laugh.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wheelchair high jump

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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